You know that feeling you get after shaving your nose hairs? The feeling that a single hair survived and it’s scratching the inside of your nose. That’s what I call phantom hair syndrome[1]. You shaved the hairs growing in your nose, wipe the inside of each nostril with a tissue or toilet paper, and are …
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Schrödinger’s Baby on Board
Photo by Ole.CNX As I was driving out of a parking lot today, I noticed a “Baby on Board” sticker on a parked car. I first asked myself, why do people brand their cars like that? It’s a waste of money and in a couple years the baby will grow into a toddler, and that …
My Commute to Work
Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels.com Also, this is not me. I wake up to the sound of my phone’s alarm clock and throw the covers off my body. I swing my legs over the side of my bed and try to use the momentum to carry the rest of my body into a sitting …
Oh no! I’m one of “those” gays 😱
Photo by Sharon McCutcheon on Pexels.com While washing my hands the other day, I noticed the walls of the men’s restroom were painted a dark grey color. I never noticed the color of the walls before, and as I was scrubbing my hands, I corrected my initial observation that the color was merely grey. It …
How we must look while using self-service checkouts
Photo by Anna Shvets on Pexels.com By now, pretty much everyone in America has either used or seen a self-service checkout. We’ve all heard[1] the annoying instructions commanding us to “Please place the item in the bagging area” if we don’t immediately bruise our potatoes by slamming them into the bagging area. We’ve looked at …
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The Lie we tell Teens
When I first started middle school, I started to get puss-filled bumps all over my face… acne. My parents told me this was cause by all the changes my body was going through and said the acne would go away when I became an adult. That's a lie! I've been an adult for over a …
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