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Frank-Incensed: A Frankincense Myrrhth
A man named Frank became incensed. Therefore, he was Frank-incensed. This can easily happen when someone parks in Frank’s reserved parking space. He was so Frank-incensed that someone recommended he buy some frankincense to calm down. So, Frank went to the local frankincense vendor. As he approached the counter, he noticed the salesman watching Frankenstein.…
Patrick’s Law of Interruptive Conversational Timing
A Law of the Universe The probability that another person will initiate a conversation is directly proportional to the amount of attention required by an audiobook or some other task, and inversely proportional to the amount of time they have remained silent beforehand. Throughout the day, there may be countless opportunities for conversation. The other…
Swinetarian
I’m a Swinetarian. I am gilt-y of pigging out on pork. I piggyback my consumption with leftovers. I even consume the porcine squeals as a soundtrack playing in the background. Ah! Music to my ears. I do all of this while waiting for a pig-grown organ transplant. But what if the organ received was a…
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