A man named Frank became incensed. Therefore, he was Frank-incensed. This can easily happen when someone parks in Frank's reserved parking space.He was so Frank-incensed that someone recommended he buy some frankincense to calm down.So, Frank went to the local frankincense vendor. As he approached the counter, he noticed the salesman watching Frankenstein. Nearby, a …
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Bridge
Photo by KoolShooters on Pexels.com; Author's Note: I may puke at this... On the bridge of his cruise ship, the Captain glances out the windows. The ship is leaving port and part of departure protocol is to examine the hull to ensure the dock didn’t damage the ship. He grabs the bridge of his glasses …
“I’m Poz”
Photo by Michelangelo Buonarroti on Pexels.com; Updated By Author I’ve been fully vaccinated and had a booster. I should be fully protected from Covid, so I don’t fear catching it as much as I did when this all started. I interact with coworkers normally, but tend to stay about 6-feet away from anyone regardless of …
Oh no! I’m one of “those” gays 😱
Photo by Sharon McCutcheon on Pexels.com While washing my hands the other day, I noticed the walls of the men’s restroom were painted a dark grey color. I never noticed the color of the walls before, and as I was scrubbing my hands, I corrected my initial observation that the color was merely grey. It …
Unrealistic Strategy Games (A Gamer’s Rant)
Photo by John Petalcurin on Pexels.com (Just to clarify, this isn't my setup) I love strategy games. The first computer game I bought was a Turn Based Strategy (TBS) game titled, Star Trek: Birth of the Federation. I grew up on that, and several Real Time Strategy (RTS) games like Star Trek Armada, and Command …
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Video Games and Sleep
Photo by Ron Lach on Pexels.com Before I start this story, I should remind my readers that I love gaming. I'm pretty sure this story isn’t going to do the world’s perspective of us any favors, but this is a unique experience I had 2 decades ago while being sleep deprived and playing videogames. I …
Intro to the New Writer
Hello Reader: I’m Patrick, a tanned “white” male millennial living in the roaring 20s. Let’s start by getting one thing straight… I am very “queer”. I’m so weird, other odd people think I’m strange or “special”. I’m that weirdo who sits at a bar and writes a chapter in one of my books or an …
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