Stop asking if I’m stressed!
Yes, I’m aware that almost every one of my muscles has a knot. People have been saying that for nearly 3 decades, back when I was still in my 1-digits. I’ve been told I’ve got knots all over my body so many times, you’d think my knots have knots.
I may be one massive knot with a face. I’m a knotty boi.
I’ve been asked over the years if I want a massage, or if I want to go have a spa day.
No, but thank you. Having strangers or strange people touch and rub my body is not relaxing to me. The one time in my life I asked someone to give me a massage, they went full deep-tissue on me. The pain was so unbearable, I had to put a stop to it.
Speaking of painful massages, they really should anesthetize, or at least numb, those extreme cases who need such a deep therapy. I supposed that’d require a doctorate, so it’s too much effort for an industry with an education credentialing system based on certifications.
Not that I’m bashing the industry, masseurs, or massage professionals in general. I’m merely pointing out a possible improvement to the industry as a whole, and a new business opportunity for doctors who can prescribe the sedatives and numbing creams or injections. There’s an untapped market for that service, and charging insurance shouldn’t be that much of a problem either.
Anyways, I’m not stressed!
I may clench my jaw shut all the time, but it doesn’t mean I’m stressed. I’m just more cautious of how I sleep because I witnessed practical jokes being played on classmates during nap-time. And I’m not going to leave myself open for a bug to crawl or drop into my mouth while sleeping
Are you sure you’re not stressed? All that subconscious clenching can’t be good for your teeth.
If we ignore the tea-stains, my dentist claims I have the healthiest mouth he’s seen. He mentioned that my jaw muscles are so developed, I can probably bite several fingers off with little effort.
That’s probably a great ability to have in a fight or survival situation.
I’ll say it again, I’m not stressed!
I’m happy most of the time, so why would people think I’m stressed?
Aside from having an alarm scare me awake each morning… I think the only stress my body experiences is from a sudden fear I experience when getting caught checking someone out. Everyone’s gazed at a beautiful person a little too long and got caught. It’s normal and part of what makes life fun.
The only thing that grates on me emotionally is socialist media. You can post the most innocuous comment on a trending post, like: “water is always wet, even when frozen”, or point out how an image appears to be edited. And I kid you not, some special snowflake will find fault with the comment and claim you’re a horrible piece of shit for saying such a thing. Why does such an innocent comment trigger certain people to the point they try to “cancel” you?
It’s only socialist media. Trolls can get annoying, but you can always ignore or block them…
I’ll close by reiterating that I’m not stressed, so please stop asking why I’m so tense.
It’s not my fault I have good posture.
 Boi: “Boi” used to be the gay spelling for “boy” back in the early 2000s.
I was there Gandalf. I was there, in the year 2000.
 Insurance: I’m not a medical billing specialists, nor an insurance professional.