Swinetarian

I’m a Swinetarian. I am gilt-y of pigging out on pork. I piggyback my consumption with leftovers. I even consume the porcine squeals as a soundtrack playing in the background.

Ah! Music to my ears.

I do all of this while waiting for a pig-grown organ transplant.

But what if the organ received was a stomach? The pig stomach would be eating pig, so wouldn’t that partly be cannibalism?

The pig tissue would be digesting pig tissue. So, at the organ level, yes, a pig stomach digesting pork would resemble species-self consumption.

But I am not a pig. So, I can continue the gilt-y pleasure of being a Swinetarian.

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